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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

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geek-studio:

Geek Studio’s Nintendo Giveaway!

OVER $250 WORTH OF PRIZES!

New giveaway for you guys with some awesome prizes donated by fictitiousfragrancessubtlenerdnews, and thegoddamnemily!

Prizes:

PLUS your choice of ONE (1) game from this list:

  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Wii
  • Super Mario 3D World - Wii U
  • Super Mario 3D Land - 3DS
  • New Super Mario Bros. 2 - 3DS
  • Pokemon Black OR White - NDS
  • Pokemon Black 2 OR White 2 - NDS
  • Pokemon X OR Y - 3DS
  • Pikmin 3 - Wii U
  • Kirby Dream Collection - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker - Wii U
  • Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass - NDS
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Wii
  • Animal Crossing - 3DS
  • Yoshi’s New Island - 3DS

The Rules:

  • You must be following Geek Studio.
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  • Worldwide shipping so everyone can enter.
  • The winner will be announced within a half hour after ending. The winner will be posted publicly AND sent an ask so make sure your box is open!

The giveaway ends on May 16th, 2014 @ 9pm EST

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When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

(Source: riddlemetom, via sesshachan)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst, via sesshachan)

averypottermormon:

rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

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I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

somewhere Pudge from Looking For Alaska is squealing with delight

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monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

(Source: uglyfun, via shrodingers-box)

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

(Source: nerdreamer, via aburritoofsadness)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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hartochan:

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qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

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